Tuesday, March 1, 2011

You know you're a mom when...

-You realize that 99% of things in life can be accomplished using only one hand

-You have become an expert multi-tasker. Take for example...putting on your make-up while nursing and eating breakfast

-You have vacuumed while carrying the baby

-You have vacuumed solely to drown out the sound of your baby fighting a nap (*Don't worry, CPS...he was safely pitching a fit in his crib*)

-You have made a bottle while sitting at a red light

-You have thought, "I can definitely still wear this shirt to the store...It's not that much spit up."

-You have nursed while going to the bathroom (eewwww! I know...but ya gotta do what ya gotta do), walking around Target, sitting in parking lots, restaurants, etc...(behind a Hooter Hider, of course)

-You can get more done in a two hour nap time than you could have accomplished in an entire day before the baby arrived

-Your hands have become the ultimate chew toy

-You can't make it through a single day without getting poop, pee, spit up, boogers or some combination of the 4 on yourself

-You wouldn't change it for the world.