-You realize that 99% of things in life can be accomplished using only one hand
-You have become an expert multi-tasker. Take for example...putting on your make-up while nursing and eating breakfast
-You have vacuumed while carrying the baby
-You have vacuumed solely to drown out the sound of your baby fighting a nap (*Don't worry, CPS...he was safely pitching a fit in his crib*)
-You have made a bottle while sitting at a red light
-You have thought, "I can definitely still wear this shirt to the store...It's not that much spit up."
-You have nursed while going to the bathroom (eewwww! I know...but ya gotta do what ya gotta do), walking around Target, sitting in parking lots, restaurants, etc...(behind a Hooter Hider, of course)
-You can get more done in a two hour nap time than you could have accomplished in an entire day before the baby arrived
-Your hands have become the ultimate chew toy
-You can't make it through a single day without getting poop, pee, spit up, boogers or some combination of the 4 on yourself
-You wouldn't change it for the world.
1 comment:
So true! :o)
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