-Never dress your baby in a fuzzy, light colored onesie and wear a black shirt. You will end up gray all day long.
-Always keep one long fingernail. You will need it to pick at something on your baby's head... boogies, ear wax, peeling skin...It's sick but true.
-It's ok to push the Target cart full of (paid for) groceries into the stall with you so that you can go to the bathroom and not leave your baby unattended. It is ok to be that person.
-When you are running late, he WILL poop up his back side. Guaranteed.
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